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A few words about Vanity

Ok. So, fuck off- I caved. I got those pesky caterpillars atop my eyes killed (otherwise known as “eyebrows” to all of you white girls). What Can I say? I’m Ukrainian & Puerto Rican, my Spirit animal is a Sasquatch.

While I was there I asked about the lashes and the price seemed right. I want to get them done “for realzies”, but I don’t want to plunk down the $200. I’m cheap. It’s a better adhesive at the salon than the shit I use at home & the chick can apply them straighter than I ever could. They’ll last longer trhan just one night. In my head I knew my Queen friends would disown me. It’s disgraceful. I should be able to do them with ease. I can’t. I am also lazy.

I JUST WANT GOOD PORN LASHES! You know the ones- they look PERFECT even though 17 dudes just spoodged in her face.

They look great.

I still feel dirty….

Posted 3 months ago

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Tags: Vanity, eyebrows, lashes, sasquatch, DON'T JUDGE ME,
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4. blatherlikeme said: OMG. I’m jealous. Are these the lash by lash things? Cause I want those REALLY a lot. I HATE putting on mascara and I hate even more the raccoon eyes that inevitably follow no matter what tricks I use to avoid it.
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