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hitmeupman:

Every summer I help my hirsute friend Howie shave his legs.

Every summer he looks like he’s wearing a pair of hairy booty shorts.

Tell me again how we are all God’s beautiful creations…

Just because I feel this is a perfect opportunity for a PSA
Men: this cut of underwear is fucking ridiculous. It’s never flattering, even on underwear models.
Boxerbriefs or boxers please. The “tighty whitey” cut should be retired once you lose your virginity. Thongs (only when you can pull it off please)
Also: men should be hairy. Appropriately hairy. I’ve said it before, but here it is again: trim below the belt if you want more action. Just like you expect us to. The above is ridic. Why leave that line? It’s so unappealing. Leave it long if that’s the “prize” we earn after we get you naked.

Reblogged 3 months ago from cupcakes-and-lithium

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