February 2012
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DAVEY JONES
I know they weren’t a “real band” but I loved em.
I loved the show.
I had the records.
I had some posters.
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Me: I’m getting in the shower.
Him: mind if I’m in the bathroom too?
Me: of course not.
Him: I only get two days a week where I can poop whenever I want.
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Happy Leap Year Hump Day!
Hump? Check.
Leap? Check.
Morning sex then leapt over panties on the floor.
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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If you see me drive by scowling at you
I’m not mean mugging you.
It’s because you’re driving like a twat and I’m checking if you’re 1) on the phone or 2) just a fucking idiotic bag of cunts
Driving is like coloring: stay in the lines and don’t take for fucking ever you asshat.
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Oh for fux sake people!!
Caller: I have a reservation for a room sometime between 3/14 & 3/19. I’m not sure what hotel….
Me: do you happen to have a conf. #?
Caller: no.
Of course not.
This twit lives in Iowa, traveling to Orlando. She’s so unprepared, she has no idea what days she booked, the name she used, the hotel she chose. She wanted me to give her a run down of what the airline...
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Husband: I love this song.
Me: I used to have the tape.
Husband: tape? Ha! Our kids won’t know what a “tape” is…
Me: sure they will, it’s the thing I put in the hole in the dash to plug in my iPod when I drive…
Come to think of it, unless they drive beaters, their cars won’t have cassette players and will probably already have iPod connection...
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Yawn.2*
I passed the fuck out in the car again. This time in the car line at school waiting for the kids.
Solid.
It’s gorgeous- breezy, storm clouds rolling in, but still warm & sunny.
Fell asleep listening to ye olde iPod. Must have hit a deep Pitbull patch (don’t judge). I had a dream I had crazy sex with him in PR. Not sure how I knew it was PR- but it was dammit.
I looked for a...
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Yawn*
Just took a nap in the car.
Solid.
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Poke Her & Run 2012
Hubby just left for his poker run. (a predesignated route through town where the mostest funnest roads to drive on are chosen. There are planned stops where you select a card & at the end play a hand of poker with the cards you rcv’d)
We had middle the night good luck sex.
We had a breakfast date (i made mcmuffins).
He’s set up with walkie talkies for his chosen wingmen....
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8's home!!!!
Soooooo….. She stayed at her Vietnamese friends house.
She got a mani pedi with designs.
That’s all I’m gonna say about that.
Ok just one more: next time I’m sleeping over too.
I want boots
I’m also annoyed.
This calls for shopping therapy
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8
My youngest slept over a friends house last night. 9 stayed home.
We played Xbox & watched Back to the Future (1, yes again). I love 9 enough to watch BTF rather than RDJ in IronMan. *sigh*
It was so eerily quiet. They need each other to achieve the usual decibel level. Of course 8 has an infectious, hearty, great laugh, it fills the house (and block some times). 9 is much more subdued....
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A few words about Vanity
Ok. So, fuck off- I caved. I got those pesky caterpillars atop my eyes killed (otherwise known as “eyebrows” to all of you white girls). What Can I say? I’m Ukrainian & Puerto Rican, my Spirit animal is a Sasquatch.
While I was there I asked about the lashes and the price seemed right. I want to get them done “for realzies”, but I don’t want to plunk...
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SST
I’m horny.
As soon as the kids are in bed, your ass is mine.
Stop flirting with me all day. I can’t concentrate.
Frick already
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